Naked In My Car

It started out like any other night. I went to bed and fell asleep. The next morning, I woke up naked in my car. I can explain.

In the middle of the night, my dog Kelsey had an epileptic seizure and lost control of his bladder in our bed. Yes, it's his bed too. Anyway, I had to find another place to sleep. The couch hurt my back, the floor was too hard, so I climbed in my car.

The back of my station wagon is one big dog bed. It was reasonably comfortable, but too hot with my bathrobe on, so I removed it. The next morning, I woke up naked in my car.