Prize Or Punishment

At work we've been invited to participate in a contest. All we have to do is write the winning essay on "Enhancing LMP [Labor Management Partnership] through peer education." The lucky winner gets to speak to a seminar of several hundred nurses in Las Vegas.

Because I'm one of the few nurses fluent enough in English to write an essay, I was specifically invited to participate. There are just a few problems:

1) I have no idea WTF enhancing LMP through peer education means.

2) I don't want to go to Las Vegas ( been there, done that, it's not really me).

3) I don't want to attend a three day seminar with nurses (too many women)

4) There aren't enough drugs in the world to get me to talk to several hundred people at once.

I do have a few suggestions to entice me to participate. Instead of writing gobblety gook about some subject that doesn't interest me, ask me to share my hospital horror stories. The prize would be publication.

Oh wait! That's what a blog is. I won! I won!