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Misadventurous Melissa

Everyday is an adventure, or misadventure as the case may be. It is the latter that makes for the best stories, inspiring the name of my blog. I'm a nurse and an attorney (and way too silly sometimes). I am retired now. WELCOME to my blog! This is a work of fiction inspired by true events. The patients I refer to are a patchwork quilt of various patient's problems mixed together. If you think you recognize someone, you are wrong. These people do not really exist.

Saturday, September 10, 2005

A Contract Made in Hell

Stinky de-tox guy was released from his restraints yesterday by day shift. Promptly at the beginning of my shift, a loud thud was heard and guess who was lying on the floor in a pool of urine? He was put back in bed and this time the bed alarm was set. We also came to an understanding. I would give him all of the drugs that I possibly could to calm his nerves and he would stay in bed. He was apologetic and promised to use his call light if he needed anything. It was a contract made in Hell, drugs for good behavior.

Soon he breached our contract by climbing out of bed again. The alarm wailed and running, we made it there just in time to catch him before he fell again. Not wanting to risk another fall, the manipulative SOB was tied up again. At least we tried. I learned a new lesson, don't believe what an addict tells you.


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3 Comments:

At 9/10/2005 12:17:00 PM, Blogger Sarah said...

If we could all get drugs just for saying we would be good there would be a lot less road rage out there. Everyone would be driving sooo slooow with a big silly grin on their faces!

 
At 9/10/2005 06:56:00 PM, Blogger Melissa said...

I'm just not sure that I would want to be on the road at the same time with the happy drivers. Slow drivers give me road rage. :)

 
At 9/10/2005 09:12:00 PM, Blogger Sarah said...

Oh sorry, I will try to warn you when I am on the road so you don't get stuck behind me! Watch out if I have a silly grin:)

 

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