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Misadventurous Melissa

Everyday is an adventure, or misadventure as the case may be. It is the latter that makes for the best stories, inspiring the name of my blog. I'm a nurse and an attorney (and way too silly sometimes). I am retired now. WELCOME to my blog! This is a work of fiction inspired by true events. The patients I refer to are a patchwork quilt of various patient's problems mixed together. If you think you recognize someone, you are wrong. These people do not really exist.

Friday, September 16, 2005

World Peace is Tough

Two Arabs boarded a flight out of London. One took a window seat and the other sat next to him in the middle seat. Just before takeoff, an American sat down in the aisle seat.

After takeoff, the American kicked his shoes off, wiggled his toes and was settling in when the Arab in the window seat said, "I need to get up and get a coke."

"Don't get up," said the American, "I'm in the aisle seat, I'll get it for you."

As soon as he left, one of the Arabs picked up the American's shoe and spat in it. When the American returned with the coke, the other Arab said, "That looks good, I'd really like one, too."

Again, the American obligingly went to fetch it. While he was gone the other Arab picked up the American's other shoe and spat in it. When the American returned, they all sat back and enjoyed the flight. As the plane was landing, the American slipped his feet into his shoes and knew immediately what had happened.

"Why does it have to be this way?" he asked. "How long must this go on? This fighting between our nations? This hatred? This animosity? This spitting in shoes and peeing in cokes."

World peace is tough!


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5 Comments:

At 9/16/2005 02:13:00 PM, Blogger Michelle said...

LMAO! Ok you got me!

 
At 9/16/2005 07:58:00 PM, Blogger Melissa said...

So, we're even now? :)

 
At 9/17/2005 09:44:00 AM, Blogger Sarah said...

That is so wrong! Funny, but wrong! You had me to the end on that one too!

 
At 9/18/2005 12:34:00 AM, Blogger Melissa said...

What's wrong? You mean that you don't ever pee in people's drinks? :)

 
At 9/20/2005 05:05:00 PM, Blogger Mary said...

LMAO.
That is tough.

 

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