Freaky Searches
Statcounter keeps track of how people find my blog. The searches that lead to me never cease to both amuse and freak me out. These are some of the things that people googled or yahooed:
dirty girly
condom catheter
humiliating bedpan pooping
spincter photos
caught in bed
tied his chest pictures
barefoot nurse
bunny suit
strangling blondes
nylon unisex incontinence panties
Melissa no bra
Melissa no panties
Melissa diaper
Melissa big and round
Melissa f... cheat whore
Melissa knows best
Written by Melissa on 10:13 AM
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9 Comments:
Melissa, you really need to get yourself out of diapers now.
Melissa, if you keep talking about being naked....LOL
Mary, it seems so strange that a person does a search on diapers and they find me. I don't even wear diapers. Really, I don't. :)
Brandy, but my stats would go down if I didn't talk about these things. :)
All i can say is thankgoodness you don't have cats!
Very interesting stats ;-)
LMAO Michelle!
I guess there really are a lot of people out there with too much time on their hands!
Michelle, maybe I should test it and start writing posts about pussies. There. I said it. Let's see what happens.
Karen, it's actually worse than that. I left out the ones that were so offensive that they couldn't be edited without losing the meaning.
Sarah, I really shouldn't say because I don't know, but I suspect that it's mostly men with time on their hands who are doing these searches.
LOL- I like "Melissa knows best." ;)
I'm afraid to post what comes up for mine, which is an everyday art/writing/photography blog. (My blog title is chosen for complex reasons, but one of them is love of music "Good Vibrations"...and you can imagine what searches bring it up (ahem.)
Melissa knows best is my favorite too. Sometimes I wonder about the people doing these searches. They must be so disappointed when they find blogs like ours.
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