Solutions To Aging

It's been over a week and Daryl has not called, so I think it's safe to assume that he will not be calling. There are many possible reasons why he's not interested in me, but the age difference most jumps out at me. So, I was thinking, maybe I need a face lift. I don't want a surgical one, but I could just hang upside down when he's around. That way, gravity could push my skin back up. It's worth a try. Another alternative is to wear a paper bag over my head. Wearing a burka also has possibilities. Age doesn't have to be a problem.