Poop Waiver

We have another motorcycle accident patient. This one broke his back. Until a special brace can be made for him, he's on strict bedrest. That was fine until this evening when he needed to poop. Few people enjoy pooping in a bedpan, but he adamantly refused. So, despite the risk to his back, he got up and walked to the bathroom.

That got me thinking. Maybe there should be a law that when a person buys a motorcycle they have to sign a waiver stating that they understand that should they get in an accident and not die right away, that they will need to poop in a bedpan while recovering in the hospital. (Can you tell that I have a thing about motorcycles?)