Cat Tuna For Dinner?

How did things go so horribly wrong? This is Saturday, our night to order food out. Anticipating a large dinner, I only had tea, soymilk, berries and broccoli before going to work.

We ordered Thai food for dinner and by the time it arrived, I was starving. There was just one thing standing between me and a plate of rice noodles. My dinner didn't arrive. I heard it being ordered, pad thai with tofu, but it wasn't delivered.

The restaurant refused to bring it (their menu is now in little paper bits in the trash can), the cafeteria was closed and I was too busy to leave to go get something. My only choice was to eat patient left-overs or go hungry. I found a tuna sandwich and took a bite of it. It tasted like cat food and the bread was wet. No way I was going to eat that. The only other food all involved instant mashed potatoes, canned gravy and processed meat. Eating that was out of the question too.

I had two apples with me and so that was my dinner. And people wonder how I stay so thin.