Santa Guts On The Lawn
Like kids all over the world, my boys opened their Christmas presents this morning. Delighted with his new toys, Murphy ran outside to play with them.
Mayhem struck. Within seconds, Santa was decapitated, disemboweled and his fluffy white guts were scattered across the lawn.
Murphy then came back in the house and stared at me. I figure he was thinking that was fun, but is that all? Christmas lasted less than a minute. Keep looking at me like that Murphy and I'll get out the antlers again and we'll have another photo shoot. Oh wait, that's right, you also destroyed the antlers. Well, you showed me. (Murphy wins every argument.)
Written by Melissa on 11:44 AM
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Oh Santa, poor Santa ;) Merry Christmas!
And poor Kelsey and Tommy, too. Murphy also killed their toys.
This post brings a smile to my face.
Four fantastic new toys as gifts to our newest family member, Tess, who is a year and a half old, female, yellow lab.
Only one toy has managed to survive all of the holiday cheer and with effort!
The three others, although not completely destroyed, have been morphed most joyously into mutations of their former selves.
Will that keep me from buying her more toys? No! You would think that I'd learn, right? Nope. I'm way too smitten with my little lady, Tess.
It's nice to know that I'm not the only one who buys toys that will be immediately shredded. :)
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