Naked In The Neighborhood
I didn't mean to do it. Honestly, it was an accident. Now, the neighborhood knows what my butt looks like.
It was just a dog walk. Kelsey, bless his little heart, gets so excited for walks. He jumps up and down and runs in circles around me. We were only 50 feet into the walk when he jumped on me from behind. The next thing I knew, my sweat pants and panties were down to my thighs in back. At least I had grabbed the front of the pants fast enough to keep from being exposed in front.
Naturally, a car was approaching me from behind when this happened. Maybe they didn't notice. Would you notice if the only person on the sidewalk was mooning you?
It might be time to move.
Written by Melissa on 11:13 AM
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9 Comments:
Good boy, Kelsey! :)
I'm sure they thought the scenery in your neighborhood was lovely. :)
By the way, I thought all you California girls were going commando these days. :)
They probably didn't even notice ;-)
Heh, better you than me. I'd be arressted for creating an eclipse!
I'll bet your tush is just as cute as the "Coppertone Girl!"
Now, Dave, don't encourage naughty behavior.
Gary, I'm not familiar with that phrase, but it sounds like something that only girls much younger than I would do.
Karen, I'm sure that you are right. :)
Michelle, you're so silly.
Connie, I wish.
"Would you notice if the only person on the sidewalk was mooning you?"
You betcha! I would take it as a sign of a great day to come (assuming the person is female).
Well, hopefully I brightened someone else's day, if not my own.
OMG too funny ...haha that made my day!!!
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