Sheet Surprise

In the middle of the night I heard Kelsey scratching at the door. He's forgotten how to use the doggy door, so I got up to let him out. Just as I reached the door, I felt warm gooey poop squish between my toes. I wasn't fast enough.

I hopped on one foot into the kitchen and washed my foot in freezing cold water while standing in the dark. That unpleasantness over with, I went back to bed.

That was almost a week ago. Last night I was brushing fur and dirt out of my bed and got down to the foot of the bed when I noticed dried poop all over the sheets. Let me clarify, the poop was inside the bed, where my feet go.

Washing my feet in the dark, I couldn't see that I didn't get all of the poop off, so I have been sleeping for several days with my feet surrounded by poopy sheets.