Why Can't We Just Get Along?

My friend Lindsay sent this to me.

Female prayer

Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man who's not a creep,

One who's handsome, smart and strong,

One who loves to listen long,

One who thinks before he speaks,

One who'll call and not wait for weeks.

I pray he's gainfully employed,

When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.

Pulls out my chair and opens my door,

Massages my back and begs to do more.

Oh!!!Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,

Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?"

I pray that this man will love me to no end,

And always be my very best friend. Amen.

Male prayer

I pray for a deaf- mute nymphomaniac with big boobs who owns a liquor store and a fishing boat. This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a ..... Amen.