Doggy-Style Nursing

I sure do spend a lot of my time on my hands and kneels crawling under beds. No, I'm not praying, hiding or cleaning. I'm just trying to reach the electrical outlets. The genius who designed this hospital put the electrical outlets near the floor behind the beds. So, often with visitors watching, I have to get down like a dog and shimmy under the bed with my bottom in the air.

Cynic that I am, I suspect that the outlets have never been moved higher because gentleman enjoy the show. I can't imagine what it was like when nurses wore short skirts.