Ever Wonder Why Dogs Bite? (Part 1)

As you are mentally off, I'll cut you some slack.
Though I have provided all the evidence in the world, perhaps I should take this time to state a certain fact explicitly. I am a dog. I am NOT a CHILD.
Please Remind me why I'm supposed to love you?
If you wanted a bunny, why didn't you just buy one?
If you think I won't eat you when you die, you're dead wrong.

As if it wasn't hard enough being called anorexic all the time, now you dress me up as an old drunken hooker.
If the choice is between prison and playing dress up with you, I choose prison.
When I say "woof," I mean "I hate you."

You see, my fur keeps me warm. Your sweaters only serve to insult me.