Chicken With Three Different Sauces

Every night, our poor patients get the same thing for dinner, chicken with three different sauces. No one is fooled by the different sauces. It's the same meal.

The chicken is uhhh...special. It has been molded into an oblong patty with dark stripes across it. The three different sauces on that flaked, formed chicken product are herb, barbecue and teriaki. They all taste the same, disgusting. And patients get it every night, with rice.

I've always suspected that it was the hospital's way of getting the patients to leave sooner. If the food is bad enough, patient's might be highly motivated to leave early.