Odd Blue Bags

These have suddenly appeared at work without explanation. They look like floppy blue condoms, only bigger. We figure that it must be for some bodily function, we're just not sure what kind. It could be to vomit in, but with only a six inch opening, people would surely miss. Even with a big wash basin next to their mouths, patients still manage to spew across the room. If the blue bag is for puke, we're all in big trouble.

If it's for men to relieve themselves in, it might actually work. What we are currently giving men to use, causes problems for those who are length challenged. This would solve that delicate situation. The only problem I see, is that the bag could not be set down without spilling.

Or, maybe the bags are entirely decorative and they want us to wear them like hats. I guess we'll soon find out.