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Misadventurous Melissa

Everyday is an adventure, or misadventure as the case may be. It is the latter that makes for the best stories, inspiring the name of my blog. I'm a nurse and an attorney (and way too silly sometimes). I am retired now. WELCOME to my blog! This is a work of fiction inspired by true events. The patients I refer to are a patchwork quilt of various patient's problems mixed together. If you think you recognize someone, you are wrong. These people do not really exist.

Friday, November 11, 2005

A Big Pain In The Bladder

A new nurse needed to remove a Foley catheter. This is a type of catheter that is held in place in the bladder by a small balloon that is inflated after insertion. It is removed by using a syringe to withdraw fluid from a port which causes the balloon to collapse. The new nurse didn't know this and didn't ask anyone how to do it. Pretending that she knew what to do, she just began yanking on the catheter while the patient howled. Finally asking for help, another nurse did it the correct way. The patient's going to have bloody urine for the next few days. It's a wonder that we don't get sued more often than we do.

Today, I also found the bedpans of two of my patients nesting one inside of the other. The bedpans had been used and would have been used again had I not thrown them out. What is wrong with nurses who do that? How would they feel if they had to use a bedpan that had been resting inside of someone else's dirty bedpan? I find that several times a week. I'll also sometimes find bedpans in the bathroom that have not been labeled, so who knows which bedpan belongs to which patient? My hunch is that some nurses don't care and just grab a bedpan at random. No wonder infections are running rampant.


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7 Comments:

At 11/11/2005 08:27:00 AM, Blogger Sarah said...

The foley thing...wow!!! Basic nursing 101.
The bedpan thing...yuck!!!

 
At 11/11/2005 11:46:00 AM, Blogger Melissa said...

Just one more reason not to get sick.

 
At 11/11/2005 01:21:00 PM, Blogger gemmak said...

Eeekkkk@ the catheter thing....I'de have been yanking it back if I were the patient!

 
At 11/11/2005 04:46:00 PM, Blogger Running2Ks said...

I am terrified of catheters, so that would be a huge nightmare. Plus, I'm a bit of a germaphobe. Remind me to stay out of hospitals!

 
At 11/11/2005 11:12:00 PM, Blogger Melissa said...

Gemmak, I would have been yanking more than the catheter, I would have had that nurse by the throat.

Brandy, stay out of hospitals. Let me know when you want to be reminded again. :)

 
At 11/15/2005 10:03:00 AM, Blogger Sarah said...

I was just wondering if your s/p total hyst. patients come to the floor with a catheter? You may need to take a couple of days off next month! :O

 
At 11/15/2005 10:45:00 AM, Blogger Melissa said...

It depends upon the doctor. Some women get both a Foley and a suprapubic catheter, which seems a little extreme to me.

I don't normally make house calls, but I'll make an exception in your case. :)

 

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