Embarrassing Road Rage
Driving to work, I needed to make a lane change. With my peripheral vision, I was aware of someone riding in my blind spot. I tried speeding up to get ahead of them, but they sped up too. I tried slowing down and they slowed down too. My exit was coming up and the jerk was trying to block my path. This has happened to me before. Enraged, I swung my head around to get a good look at that bastard and there was no one there. What I had seen with my peripheral vision was a dog barrier that my father recently installed for me.
It's a good thing that I don't carry a gun. I would have shot out my window for nothing.
Written by Melissa on 12:34 AM
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9 Comments:
At least I don't carry a gun in my car!
Lisa, hell no. :)
Sarah, imagine how much more trouble we would get into if we were also armed.
LMAO! Here i was ready to sympathise with you! i was thinking "that bas****"!
So how are those glasses working for you??
I'm seeing much better now that I'm turning my head and actually looking at what's out there.
That reminds me of when I used to play paintball with a friend named Zane. He was having trouble with his gun, and asked the field manager why he wasn't hitting anything. The manager asked Zane, "Well, are you aiming?"
Turned out he wasn't. Zane was just pointing the gun at people and hoping it was aimed right. :)
Too bad they don't make heat-seeking missile paint ball guns. It would save everyone the trouble of having to aim. :)
Oh I would so love to have a paint ball rocketlauncher on the hood of my dogmobile! There could be a color coding system like orange for not using a signal to change lanes and red for running red lights, then the police could see the colors and write them tickets!
I would really like to have one that shoots a paint ball out the back for tailgaters.
Excellent idea, we can share the patent!
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