Can't Fool The Nurse

This was sitting on a patient's table. It's not what it looks like, assuming that you think it looks like a jug of urine.

I had given the patient a pitcher of water, a cup and a urinal container. I threatened him that if he didn't pee soon, I would have to catheterize him. He put the container between his legs and I left him alone to work on his assignment.

Checking back later, I found what is shown in the photo. It was clear, colorless and odorless. I may be blonde, but I can tell water from urine and that was water.

I gave him another chance , but he couldn't produce anything that was urine-like, so he got catheterized. I got over a liter of yellow, pungent liquid. I feel for the guy, though, he must have been desperate to try a trick like that. I have a suggestion for the future, have a family member pee in the container, then the nurse won't know.