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Misadventurous Melissa

Everyday is an adventure, or misadventure as the case may be. It is the latter that makes for the best stories, inspiring the name of my blog. I'm a nurse and an attorney (and way too silly sometimes). I am retired now. WELCOME to my blog! This is a work of fiction inspired by true events. The patients I refer to are a patchwork quilt of various patient's problems mixed together. If you think you recognize someone, you are wrong. These people do not really exist.

Friday, September 15, 2006

Importance Of Original Documents

A young monk arrives at the monastery. He is assigned to helping the other monks in copying the old canons and laws of the church by hand. He notices, however, that all of the monks are copying from copies, not from the original manuscript. So, the new monk goes to the head abbot to question this, pointing out that if someone made even a small error in the first copy, it would never be picked up! In fact, that error would be continued in all of the subsequent copies.

The head monk, says, "We have been copying from the copies for centuries, but you make a good point, my son."

He goes down into the dark caves underneath the monastery where the original manuscripts are held as archives in a locked vault that hasn't been opened for hundreds of years. Hours go by and nobody sees the old abbot. So, the young monk gets worried and goes down to look for him.

He sees him banging his head against the wall and wailing, "We missed the "R"! , we missed the "R"! His forehead is all bloody and bruised and he is crying uncontrollably.

The young monk asks the old abbot, "What's wrong, father?"

With A choking voice, the old abbot replies, "The word was... CELEBRATE."


(Thanks, Sarah)


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4 Comments:

At 9/15/2006 01:15:00 AM, Blogger dkgoodman said...

That's petty funny. ;)

 
At 9/15/2006 01:22:00 AM, Blogger Madwag said...

that is a good one... he he.
I answered you back on my blog... my squirrel is my little girl...lol...

 
At 9/15/2006 04:40:00 AM, Blogger Michelle said...

Hehehehehe, i like it!

 
At 9/15/2006 04:59:00 AM, Blogger Alan said...

Funny!

 

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