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Misadventurous Melissa

Everyday is an adventure, or misadventure as the case may be. It is the latter that makes for the best stories, inspiring the name of my blog. I'm a nurse and an attorney (and way too silly sometimes). I am retired now. WELCOME to my blog! This is a work of fiction inspired by true events. The patients I refer to are a patchwork quilt of various patient's problems mixed together. If you think you recognize someone, you are wrong. These people do not really exist.

Thursday, May 17, 2007

The Teenaged Underwear Model

One of the psychiatrists at work is in trouble. The social services department has accused him of behaving inappropriately with a patient. This is the doctor's version of what happened:

The patient was a minor, teenaged girl who, along with her mother, came to his office for a consultation.

1) The patient was wearing underwear that was pulled out above her pants. In an effort to establish a rapport with the girl, he commented on the print of her panties.

2) The patient is a model and showed him photos of herself on the Internet. She is an underwear model and was dressed accordingly in the photos.

3) The patient was complaining of stomach pain, so he palpated her abdomen. The shrink added, "It's not like I did a pelvic or rectal exam."

4) Afterwards, the patient's mother asked the doctor out to dinner and he accepted. The two of them went out on a "date," as the doctor put it, and "it was nice."

The psychiatrist's superiors are doing an investigation. The patient and her mother were both asked about the doctor's behavior and they saw no problem with it. The doctor, therefore, believes that his behavior has been proved to be appropriate. I'm not sure that a patient and her mom are qualified to know what is appropriate behavior for a shrink.

This whole thing creeps me out. I can cut him some slack on the first two items, but the last two are major no-no's. What do you think?


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7 Comments:

At 5/17/2007 06:39:00 AM, Blogger Becky said...

I'm not sure what 'palpatated her abdomen' means I'm assuming he massaged her tummy..

But I'm not sure he should've touched her doesn't a 'real' doctor do that..would he have even known what he was looking for??

As for the mommy..nope shouldn't have gone on a date with her..

 
At 5/17/2007 10:58:00 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

The only doctor I want touching my stomach is a GP or a GYN doctor. And keep your thoughts about my underwear to yourself, please, doc!

 
At 5/18/2007 04:33:00 PM, Blogger may said...

this maybe a stupid question, but: why is it that the social services waste their time in this when the persons involved, (the mother and duaghter) clearly do not mind? what are they trying to prove without a formal complaint?

 
At 5/18/2007 06:17:00 PM, Blogger Lisa said...

I think you just found the reason why the girl needs therapy.

The doc should keep his comments about underwear patterns to himself, IMO.

 
At 5/18/2007 07:03:00 PM, Blogger Melissa said...

Becky, he is a real MD, but he should not be doing physicals. He crossed a line there.

Connie, yeah, the uderwear comment was a bit creepy.

May, patients don't always know what is appropriate conduct. I'm not saying the doc should be fired, but he should be reminded that his judgment is questionable at best.

Lisa, my feeling is that the girl knew she was turning the doc on with her revealing photos and enjoyed it. He took the bait and showed a sexual interest in her and then her mom. The girl may need more therapy someday to undo the damage.

 
At 5/19/2007 06:42:00 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Richard?

 
At 5/19/2007 10:55:00 PM, Blogger Melissa said...

Anon., uh, no comment.

 

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