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Misadventurous Melissa

Everyday is an adventure, or misadventure as the case may be. It is the latter that makes for the best stories, inspiring the name of my blog. I'm a nurse and an attorney (and way too silly sometimes). I am retired now. WELCOME to my blog! This is a work of fiction inspired by true events. The patients I refer to are a patchwork quilt of various patient's problems mixed together. If you think you recognize someone, you are wrong. These people do not really exist.

Friday, July 29, 2005

Dog Tongue Facial

This morning I was lying on the floor, paralyzed with fatigue. Soon I was surrounded by dogs and kelsey began thoroughly licking my face with his sandpaper tongue. When he was done, all of the old flaky skin was gone, and I was left with a fresh, dewy layer of skin. Some women pay good money to get this kind of spa treatment. I get it for free.


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