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Misadventurous Melissa

Everyday is an adventure, or misadventure as the case may be. It is the latter that makes for the best stories, inspiring the name of my blog. I'm a nurse and an attorney (and way too silly sometimes). I am retired now. WELCOME to my blog! This is a work of fiction inspired by true events. The patients I refer to are a patchwork quilt of various patient's problems mixed together. If you think you recognize someone, you are wrong. These people do not really exist.

Sunday, July 17, 2005

Road Kill

It happened again. I ran over the hose and squished the nozzle. There is no justification for my action.

One of my friends recently found a rattle snake in his driveway and drove up and down the driveway trying to kill it, but the snake got away.

I have no such excuse. I knew that it was a hose and with premeditation, drove over it anyway. I forgot, once again, about the nozzle.


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2 Comments:

At 7/18/2005 12:01:00 PM, Blogger Mary said...

My advice: Use your death ties to somehow attach and position the hose across your driveway so that the squished corners of the nozzle are up, then run over the hose just slightly so that the nozzle flattens out enough to become a normal opening again. Presto chango... you either have a normal-shaped hose nozzle on a working hose, or one huge long green death tie to use in the future! ;)

 
At 7/18/2005 12:57:00 PM, Blogger Melissa said...

Lol! It's so silly that I might actually try it. Or, just buy a new hose. :)

 

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