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Misadventurous Melissa

Everyday is an adventure, or misadventure as the case may be. It is the latter that makes for the best stories, inspiring the name of my blog. I'm a nurse and an attorney (and way too silly sometimes). I am retired now. WELCOME to my blog! This is a work of fiction inspired by true events. The patients I refer to are a patchwork quilt of various patient's problems mixed together. If you think you recognize someone, you are wrong. These people do not really exist.

Wednesday, August 17, 2005

Sending Out For Parts

Surgery for a patient has been delayed a few days because we had to send out for parts, just like an auto body shop. (We don't stock hardware in your size. We'll let you know when your order comes in.) At least this time they realized before surgery that they didn't have the right size hardware. Sometimes it's not until the patient is opened up that they discover the hardware won't fit. Then the patient has to be closed, parts are ordered and then a few days later, surgery is resumed. So, in the meantime, we're just waiting for the UPS guy.


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6 Comments:

At 8/17/2005 08:42:00 AM, Blogger Running2Ks said...

I keep hearing about doctors leaving instruments inside the patients. That must mess with inventory control :)

 
At 8/17/2005 01:27:00 PM, Blogger Melissa said...

I guess that they could just order more inventory to make up for what is lost. :)

 
At 8/18/2005 01:09:00 PM, Blogger Mary said...

Bahaha, 'just waiting for the UPS guy.' Oh, dear.

Note to self: Make sure parts are in stock BEFORE, God forbid, I'm ever injured or ill and need to be cut open. Especially if I'm in Melissa's hospital.

 
At 8/19/2005 12:55:00 AM, Blogger Melissa said...

From what I hear, all hospitals have similar problems, I'm just dumb enough to talk about them.

 
At 8/19/2005 05:48:00 PM, Blogger Sarah said...

Thank God you don't work on the transplant unit, just think if you were waiting for parts there!

 
At 8/19/2005 09:35:00 PM, Blogger Melissa said...

Hmmm...Do you think that the UPS guy brings hearts and...never mind. :)

 

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