Important Facts
Eewwwwwwwwwwww
During an hour's swimming at a municipal pool you will ingest 1/12 liter of urine.
In an average day your hands will have come into indirect contact with 15 penises (touching door handles etc.)
An average person's yearly fast food intake will contain 12 pubic hairs.
In a year you will have swallowed 14 insects - while you slept!
Annually you will shake hands with 6 men who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands.
At an average wedding reception you have a 1/100 chance of getting a cold sore from one of the guests.
Daily you will breath in 1 liter of other peoples' anal gases.
HAVE A GREAT DAY... and wash your damn hands!!!!!
(Thanks, Candy)
Written by Melissa on 9:56 PM
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3 Comments:
I feel ill all of a sudden.
I personally don't believe it. (Denial is my favorite defense mechanism.)
My Mom taught me a dirty trick to play on the kids when they come over to swim. You tell them you treated the pool with the a special chemical that turns purple when you pee in the water, and it will stain the bathing suit so everyone will know who did it. It helps to have one of the chemical bottles for the pool chemicals handy to show them. I think it works pretty good!
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