Everyday is an adventure, or misadventure as the case may be. It is the latter that makes for the best stories, inspiring the name of my blog. I'm a nurse and an attorney (and way too silly sometimes). I am retired now. WELCOME to my blog! This is a work of fiction inspired by true events. The patients I refer to are a patchwork quilt of various patient's problems mixed together. If you think you recognize someone, you are wrong. These people do not really exist.
Look, I'm barely a dog. I have enough issues without you dressing me up as a cheetah.
What is wrong with you? Seriously. Did you not get enough love as a child? Is your life so devoid of meaning that you think dressing me as a flower is a form of caring? I hope the house gets burgled tonight.
And I thought the bunny suit was bad. What am I now? A dogglebee? Please stop. Please.
Written by Melissa on 11:40 AM
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3 Comments:
I want the dog in the tropical fish shirt!
Too bad they don't make it for pussies. Do you ever dress up your cats? :)
OK Melissa, you should get some hits on that comment!
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