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Misadventurous Melissa

Everyday is an adventure, or misadventure as the case may be. It is the latter that makes for the best stories, inspiring the name of my blog. I'm a nurse and an attorney (and way too silly sometimes). I am retired now. WELCOME to my blog! This is a work of fiction inspired by true events. The patients I refer to are a patchwork quilt of various patient's problems mixed together. If you think you recognize someone, you are wrong. These people do not really exist.

Wednesday, September 21, 2005

Perfect Pear


I grew this pear and I'm so proud of it. It's perfect in every way except for one, taste. I haven't tried it yet, but in past years they have all tasted like raw potatoes.

As they ripen, they turn a lovely shade of yellow with a peach blush.

When a pear is so pretty, does it really matter what it tastes like? (Only if you plan to eat it.)


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13 Comments:

At 9/21/2005 11:05:00 PM, Blogger Michelle said...

Yes Melissa, you have a perfect pair...ooops...pear!

neer neer...got in before Dave!

 
At 9/22/2005 12:21:00 AM, Blogger Melissa said...

Lol, Michelle. If only it were true. Sarah is the one with the perfect pair. I just have a perfect pear.

 
At 9/22/2005 08:51:00 AM, Blogger Sarah said...

OMG Melissa I can't believe you! I know you must be referring to my front teeth since I went back to the dentist! I was going to suggest you use that perfect pear in a still life. (Yes everyone, Melissa is an artist too).

 
At 9/22/2005 11:38:00 AM, Blogger Melissa said...

I only do flowers and ballerinas, not fruit, and it's a real stretch to call me an artist.

There's no need to be modest about God's gift to you (and to all of the men who see you). ;)

 
At 9/22/2005 11:52:00 AM, Blogger Mary said...

My mother owns a poker shirt that reads 'perfect pair'. Seriously. She's crazy.

Anyway, that is indeed a perfect pair and very lovely. I'm on a pear kick right now myself, devouring a red anjou per day (along with tangelos, mmmm. and gala apples. ok, and kiwis. but not all at once. I'm a fruitaholic).

 
At 9/22/2005 12:00:00 PM, Blogger dkgoodman said...

LOL, Michelle. Good thing you're a hemisphere away. If we were in the same room, I think I'd get in trouble. ;)

 
At 9/22/2005 12:20:00 PM, Blogger Melissa said...

I have the same disorder, Mary. I call it by a different name, though, fruitarian.

I wish that we could all meet. I would love to see Michelle and Dave in the same room. I would just keep some restraints and special "cocktails" on hand in case things got out of control.

 
At 9/22/2005 02:56:00 PM, Blogger Michelle said...

LOL,wouldn't it be fun! I feel a potential hangover just thinking about it :)
Seriously though, imagine the fun we'd all have. There are so many wonderful bloggers out there, all so interesting and fun......it would be a blast to meet one day.

 
At 9/22/2005 04:02:00 PM, Blogger dkgoodman said...

I don't think that's the kind of cocktail she's talking about, Michelle. Think "Mickey Finn" ;)

 
At 9/22/2005 07:15:00 PM, Blogger Melissa said...

You're absolutely right, Dave. (I love chemical restraints for emergencies. They come in so handy sometimes.)

We could have plenty of booze, food and chocolate and have a great time. :)

 
At 9/24/2005 09:21:00 AM, Blogger Sarah said...

Did somebody say booze, food & chocolate? I'm on my way over!

 
At 9/24/2005 11:57:00 AM, Blogger Melissa said...

All you need to bring is dogs. :)

 
At 9/24/2005 12:30:00 PM, Blogger Sarah said...

No problem, I have that covered. I'm going to drop off a donation for the Katrina dogs at the animal shelter, maybe I could pick a couple extra's up while I'm there!

 

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