Corny Jokes
My brother sent this to me. It's a little off-color and corny. Sorry, but I couldn't resist.
Q. What is the best thing about dating a homeless woman?
A. You can drop her off anywhere.
Q. What should a woman say to a man she has just had sex with?
A. Whatever she wants. He's sleeping.
Q. What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?
A. Outlaws are wanted.
Q. Where does virgin wool come from?
A. Ugly sheep.
Q. How do you spot the blind man at a nudist colony?
A. It isn't hard.
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I think it's funny that a brother would send those kind of jokes to his kid sister. Those are some of the cleaner ones.
Haha! That last one is pretty clever.
That one was my favorite too. One of my regular readers, who shall remain nameless, knows much more about that than I do. ;)
My kid brother would have sent me those kind of jokes, that is before he became a born again and started picketing abortion clinics (luckily I wasn't in there that day). I used to run around naked all the time when I was a teenager and I could...ah the good old days. I figured he would be more comfortable around women if he was used to seeing them. I think it worked because he was dating a lot of my friends (he's only a year younger) and they all loved him!
Lol, Sarah. Did I ever mention that my brother is also a born again Christian? That doesn't stop him from enjoying dirty jokes or believing in evolution, though.
Yeah, I remember, it's amazing that they seem so normal until they open their mouths and all this blather starts pouring out!
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