Silly Stats
I've been playing with my new Statcounter. There are so many interesting tidbits of information about my visitors. What amazes me the most is how little time most people spend at my site. About 90% of visitors stay less than 5 seconds. I figure that's just about enough time to read the name of my blog, see my picture and then hit the return arrow.
Less than 5 seconds? Maybe I need to get a new picture. Would it help if I wore a bikini? Or what if I changed the name of my blog to "Naughty Melissa"? Or, how about "Without Panties"? That was the key phrase that one visitor was looking for when he visited my site. Oh shoot, I just said it again. Now he's going to be back. :)
Written by Melissa on 10:45 AM
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LOL. your stat counter will catch on fire if you keep mentioning those names! I remember i mentioned something about 'my pussy' and went from the usual 40 hits to 180 hits in the one day!
The only trouble is that I get the creeps when I attract that kind of attention. The higher stats are fun, but I hate to think about all of those guys googling sexual terms. It's just too weird for me.
Ah the lessons in gaining readership. Sometimes I want to leave off certain phrases because of the dubious traffic.
I know what you mean. I like to use catchy titles to get people's interest, but I really don't want everyone's interest.
I hate to break it to you, but it's not just the terms they are googling at! All they need is some pics and photo shop and they've got themselves some real entertainment!
What is wrong with men? *sigh*
Rofl....it's certainly your phrases, i get hundreds of hits merely becasue I used the word 'knickers' once....grrrrr! lol
Hmmm..It might be interesting to do an experiment and just list every naughty word or phrase that I can think of and see how many hits I get.
Do the words of interest have to be in the titles, or in the body of the blogs you write, or do the comments also attract the undesirables?
I don't know about the comments, but the title and the body are subject to the search engines.
OK lets test it. Melissa was was working in the garden and she became a dirty girl, her golden hair was no longer so she needed a shower, of course she did this without panties, the dogs were blocking the door and tripped her so she gave them a little spanking. tehehe...;)
Hehe...I'll check my stats and see if that got anyone's attention.
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