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Misadventurous Melissa

Everyday is an adventure, or misadventure as the case may be. It is the latter that makes for the best stories, inspiring the name of my blog. I'm a nurse and an attorney (and way too silly sometimes). I am retired now. WELCOME to my blog! This is a work of fiction inspired by true events. The patients I refer to are a patchwork quilt of various patient's problems mixed together. If you think you recognize someone, you are wrong. These people do not really exist.

Tuesday, September 20, 2005

Since When Do Chili Dogs Have Tails?

There was a chili dog at work sitting unattended on the kitchen counter. What was odd was the tail sticking out of it. My coworkers eat unusual foods, but I couldn't imagine that even they would put a rat on a bun and cover it with chili.

Taking a closer look, I saw that the tail was a stick. My curiosity got the better of me, so I grabbed a plastic spoon and did some excavating. It was a corn Dog on a bun covered with chili.

I've never heard of that before. Are ordinary chili dogs not high enough in calories and fat? Well, at least it wasn't a rat.


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2 Comments:

At 9/20/2005 11:37:00 AM, Blogger Running2Ks said...

This sounds like a heart attack. Good thing nurses are around.

 
At 9/20/2005 11:43:00 AM, Blogger Melissa said...

How ironic that it belonged to a nurse. :)

 

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