Victoria's Secret Panties
I don't really want to talk about what happened, but I was at work and I needed to change my panties. No, I'm not incontinent. Fortunately, at my job we have lots of panties. Just because it's silly, we call them Victoria's Secret panties. That's one of them in the picture.
They are unisex and one size fits all, sort of. I know that it's hard to believe, but that really is a pair of panties and not a dish towel. It's two pieces of stretchy, nylon netting sewn together on two sides with a small seam across the bottom to form a crotch. I took some scissors to mine and cut them almost up to the waist band on each side. That gave me the high-leg cut that I'm more accustomed to.
Once stretched out on a person, the netting is see through, so I will not be modeling it for you.
Written by Melissa on 12:41 AM
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Quite sexy.
Lol. Giggle. Grin.
I would like to see the Victoria's Secret models parading down a runway in their angel wings wearing these panties. On second thought, though, they would probably look good in those too. :)
Yeah those tall skinny bitches would look great in them and probably pull off the whole grunge look...hey wait, you are tall and thin and...oh forget it:)
I may be tall and thin, but no one will ever mistake me for being a Victoria's Secret model. My husband used to order stuff for me and then complain that the items looked "different" on the models.
Your ex husband sounds like a real piece of work. I'd like to meet up with him on a day when I have PMS and road rage (I found the cutest little purple aluminum bat to carry in the car, for protection of course, but my friend wouldn't let me buy it...well I wouldn't need it if we were allowed to carry our guns in the car here!)
What was I saying? Oh yes, Melissa, you are the only person I know who actually looks good in those boy short 2 piece bathing suits, your ex needs an attitude adjustment!
You can carry a gun in your car, it just can't be concealed. Get a big old gun rack and mount it in your station wagon and proudly display a shot gun. I would do the same, but I don't trust myself. In LA traffic there is too much temptation to shoot.
It's kind of hard to explain why you had a purble bat in your belfry, er, car, but it's perfectly fine to keep a nice, heavy, 3-cell Maglite in the car next to the seat. To help you see, of course. ;)
Good idea, Dave, but Sarah's has to be purple or at least very feminine and pretty, like her gun.
I would like to know why it is so hard to find quality tools in feminine styles and colors. Just because I have power tools and know how to use them doesn't mean that I want to look like a macho guy. I still want to look like a girl, even when I'm sawing planks.
I already have the pretty purple mag lite, I just like the grip on the bat and the way it swings, you have much better control.
I don't know where I would mount a gun rack on the dogmobile and I don't have my pretty painted sawed off shotgun anymore:( can you put a semi automatic in your gun rack if the clip is in the glove box?
I don't really know. How did we go from the subject of panties to firearms? :)
The topic changed when we started to discuss your ex husband, and from experience I can tell you that once someone shoots them their behaviour does improve significantly.
By the way there does seem to be a lot of discussion about panties and such on your blog. I hope we can find other things to talk about or our trip to Ireland is going to be a long 2 weeks!
What, you don't like talking about panties? Other bloggers sure do, my stats double when panties are mentioned. So, what kind of panties do you suppose Irish women wear? That can be the subject of a post when we get back. :)
Your ex-husband getting shot in the head was probably the best thing that ever happened to him. If I didn't know better, I would suspect that you did it. :)
I've had to wear those panties! LOL
Uh, not those exact ones in your photo, of course, but you know what I mean.
[I have a friend who hates the word 'panties' so everytime I type it I think of her. It's like some kind of backwards zen thing that she can't stand the word and yet everyone who knows her thinks of it when they say it.]
That's funny because I like the word panties. That's partly why so many of my posts involve that subject.
I bet that you don't miss those special hospital panties. :)
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