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Misadventurous Melissa

Everyday is an adventure, or misadventure as the case may be. It is the latter that makes for the best stories, inspiring the name of my blog. I'm a nurse and an attorney (and way too silly sometimes). I am retired now. WELCOME to my blog! This is a work of fiction inspired by true events. The patients I refer to are a patchwork quilt of various patient's problems mixed together. If you think you recognize someone, you are wrong. These people do not really exist.

Tuesday, November 29, 2005

Did Someone Lose A Bra?

This bra was lying on the floor of the parking garage at work. I'm wondering what it was doing there. These are some of my ideas:

1) It fell off.

2) It was uncomfortable and so was removed and dropped.

3) Someone did a striptease.

4) A couple found the cold, dirty parking garage to be conducive to romance.

5) It was lost by a whore.

The only thing that I know for sure is that it's not mine. I could never fill those cups.

Written by Melissa on 12:29 AM


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12 Comments:

At 11/29/2005 10:02:00 AM, Blogger Sarah said...

I vote for #2:) They are uncomfortable. I take mine off in the car on the way home all the time.

 
At 11/29/2005 12:08:00 PM, Blogger Melissa said...

Are you missing a bra?

 
At 11/29/2005 06:12:00 PM, Blogger dkgoodman said...

Do whores wear bras?

 
At 11/29/2005 06:56:00 PM, Blogger Melissa said...

You're asking me? :)

 
At 11/29/2005 09:29:00 PM, Blogger Tati said...

Lol. *shakes head*

 
At 11/29/2005 09:42:00 PM, Blogger Melissa said...

Karen, are you shaking your head up and down or from side to side? :)

 
At 11/30/2005 09:56:00 AM, Blogger Sarah said...

dk, whore is not a nice word:(

 
At 11/30/2005 11:35:00 AM, Blogger Melissa said...

Sarah, don't blame Dave, I used it first. Sorry.

 
At 11/30/2005 12:53:00 PM, Blogger dkgoodman said...

Yeah, but I probably still shouldn't have used it. Sarah should spank me! ;)

 
At 11/30/2005 01:42:00 PM, Blogger Melissa said...

I'm sure that could be arranged, Dave. When do you want it? ;)

 
At 11/30/2005 08:27:00 PM, Blogger Sarah said...

My bad, sorry dk, you were just following Melissa's lead, bad Melissa! (although I suspect you were just trying to boost your stats:)

 
At 12/01/2005 01:05:00 AM, Blogger Melissa said...

You know me too well. I love playing with the stats. :)

 

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