My Cheesy Purse
My purse smells bad. It's more than bad, it positively REEKS. Wondering what died inside of it, I cautiously peeked inside and found two packages of Stilton cheese. I had forgotten that Sarah put it there a couple of days ago.
It's a good thing that Sarah also gave me two new purses for Christmas; otherwise, if I carried my old purse, people might step away from me in shock and horror. Although, that might come in handy for the after Christmas sales. I have to work, but if anyone wants my old pungent purse, you can have it and everyone should stay out of your way. Happy Shopping.
I'm still going to eat the cheese. If my posts stop suddenly, you'll know what happened.
2 Comments:
OMG Melissa, Don't.Cut.The.Cheese. LOL! reminds me of the episode of Everybody Loves Raymond where he puts the cheese in teh suitcase.
Lol. Okay, I won't cut the cheese, I'll just crumble it. :)
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