Pillow And Duct Tape Therapy

He's behind the door. He's the reason that every nurse has a splitting headache, tummy ache, aching muscles and fatigue. Imagine a man strapped to a torture rack and slowly being stretched apart. Those are the blood-curdling, shrieking screams we hear. It never stops. The man does not sleep. He also doesn't know why he's screaming. When asked, he screams, "I don't knoooooow!" Screaming is just something he has to do, like other people have to breathe.

We're plotting to kill him. Not really, just in fantasy. We're debating between duct tape therapy and pillow therapy. I prefer duct tape because once it's across his mouth and nose. I can just walk away and nature will take care of the rest. Another nurse prefers pillow therapy just because of the physical release of holding him down and fighting him as he suffocates. The ideal solution would be if he coded and we could take our time until we were sure that he was good and dead. That's called a slow code blue. No, we wouldn't really do that, but we can still dream.