There's A Man In My Bed
The patient was upset.
"There's a man in my bed," she hissed.
Asked what she was talking about, she pointed at her legs and said, "I can see his legs under the covers."
Whoever this man is, he must follow her everywhere she goes.
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A patient was brought in by paramedics. She had an IV in her breast. There was nothing wrong with her arms, but for reasons best known to them, they chose her boob. Were they bored and looking for unusual places to put IVs or perhaps, they just wanted an excuse to see and handle her breasts? If I ever get one of them for a patient, maybe I will try putting an IV in their penis.
Written by Melissa on 12:25 AM
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3 Comments:
Wow, what an eventful few days you've had LOL.
IV in the boob.....strange, i have seen one in the foot though.
I have never seen an IV in the breast, central lines and ports in the chest wall, sure, and I have started them in the foot on occasion when there was no other site, but the breast, that's just too strange.
I'm sure that they were just getting their jollies.
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