Wearing Wicked Wires

I bought a new foundation garment and wore it for the first time to work today. After a couple of hours, I couldn't stand it anymore. It felt like some medieval instrument of torture with wires digging into my rib cage. No matter how much I tugged, and I tugged plenty, reaching under my top to rearrange things, the wires just kept digging in deeper.

In desperation, I grabbed a pair of scissors, went into the bathroom and did some surgery. The damned wires were extracted. Instant relief.

So, did my female appendages suddenly droop or look any less perky without the wires? Not one bit. Their only purpose was to cause pain, apparently. Whose idea was it to put these things in women's underwear? I doubt that men would put up with wires in their underwear, even if it did enhance their natural attributes.