A Piece Of String
My favorite camisole is worn out and I haven't been able to find a replacement. The straps will no longer stay on my shoulders and they can't be tightened anymore. I solved the problem by tying some string between the straps. It's not pretty, but it works and no one is going to see it.
The problem is the source of the string. It was left over from tying up dead bodies. There is always extra string in the body bag packages, so I take it home with me. There's no point in throwing out perfectly good string.
My problem is that I have to get on a plane in a few days and I'm wondering if it is bad Karma to wear death ties. I'm not superstitious, normally, but I'm nervous about flying. Although, it's not flying that bothers me, it's my fear of crashing or being trapped on a doomed plane.
Is it better to wear an uncomfortable bra on a long flight and play it safe or should I wear my comfortable death tie camisole and risk dooming the plane?
Written by Melissa on 8:18 PM
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6 Comments:
hmmmmm....how about getting a different piece of string? I don't think it will be bad karma to use the death tie really.
Have you checked the weather forcast for Ireland yet? It may not be super cold now. I know the weather down here in the south of England is lovely.
Better play it safe. I'd hate to lose one of my favorite bloggers. :)
Do you have more of that string around? It could come in handy if you ran out of floss..... ;)
Madwag and Gary, I removed the cursed string and replaced it with some elastic that I cut off of some old underwear. Now if the plane goes down it's not my fault.
Dave, my floss must be waxed. That string would never fit between my teeth. I still have plenty of string, though, people just keep dying. I could use it to tie back my hair. :)
Ewwww...LOL. I'd wear the camisole and change the string!!
Michelle, it's a done deal. I'm not taking any chances.
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