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Misadventurous Melissa

Everyday is an adventure, or misadventure as the case may be. It is the latter that makes for the best stories, inspiring the name of my blog. I'm a nurse and an attorney (and way too silly sometimes). I am retired now. WELCOME to my blog! This is a work of fiction inspired by true events. The patients I refer to are a patchwork quilt of various patient's problems mixed together. If you think you recognize someone, you are wrong. These people do not really exist.

Thursday, April 20, 2006

A Safer Work Place

Management has said that if we are injured on the job, we will be disciplined. I am not making this up. This is not a joke. Their reasoning is that if we are injured, then it must be because we didn't follow the safety protocol. Not following protocol is grounds for discipline.

The most recent nurse who was injured slipped in some urine, fell and suffered a concussion. (Who knew pee was so dangerous?) The nurse before that got her fingers caught in a door during a code blue. (People do nothing but rush, rush, rush during codes.) Before that a tiny nurse was walking a big patient who fell. They both landed on the floor and were injured. (She should have known to step out of the way, she was later told.)

The nerve of these nurses to injure themselves. Forget disciplining them, they should be criminally prosecuted. The only way these kind of injuries are going to stop is to make an example of people. On second thought, that's not enough. The three strikes law should apply to people injured on the job. Or, better yet, how about public hangings? That should get nurses attention to make them stop injuring themselves. Something, anything, no matter how stupid, must be done about this problem.


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8 Comments:

At 4/20/2006 08:48:00 AM, Blogger Sarah said...

Thank you for once again reminding me why I no longer work there:)

 
At 4/20/2006 09:35:00 AM, Blogger Mahala said...

We used to have the same policy at work, until they "wrote up" a guy who was injured, therfore, after that no one reported their injuries, then someone was hurt really bad and it got worse and he got a lawyer and they told the Employment people about the write up policy and it all pretty much snowballed from there.

 
At 4/20/2006 11:20:00 AM, Blogger beajerry said...

That's just wrong.

 
At 4/20/2006 11:22:00 AM, Blogger Melissa said...

Sarah, I could never put up with the sexual harassment that you have endured.

Romani, I'm shocked that someplace else had the same lame-brained idea. It's things like this that keep lawyers in business.

 
At 4/20/2006 09:58:00 PM, Blogger Tati said...

What a really stupid policy.

 
At 4/21/2006 01:42:00 AM, Blogger gemmak said...

Arghhhh......the worlds gone mad....but why am I not surprised at this? :o/

 
At 4/21/2006 12:09:00 PM, Blogger Melissa said...

Businesses like mine must have lawyers on staff. Why don't they run ideas like this past them?

 
At 4/23/2006 04:55:00 PM, Blogger Michelle said...

That is just ludicrous.....shakes head.

 

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