Puddles Of Piddle

I worked tonight, so I can't be sure what transpired in my absence, but one thing I'm sure of, it must have been bad. There are puddles and trails of piddle all over the carpet. It looks like all three dogs were running in circles while peeing. The last time I remember seeing anything like that was after the earthquake.

I suspect the new neighbors. Last night they were playing with sparklers. Maybe tonight they advanced to fireworks.

I wish that people would leave fireworks to the pro's. Fireworks are illegal here for a reason. They're dangerous. The hillsides here are covered in dry brush and all it would take is one spark to start a conflagration. My house is surrounded by trees. If they caught one of my trees on fire, my house would catch fire too. The hospitals also become filled with people suffering from fireworks injuries which increases my work load. And number one on my list, it scares pets.

I wish that I could stay home on the fourth to protect and comfort my dogs, but that's not possible. People insist on getting sick even on holidays. Maybe I could give them some tranquilizers to keep them calm and maybe sleep through it. After I'm done drugging the neighbors, then the dogs will be happy. You don't think that I would drug my dogs do you?