Strawberry Blonde Concussion
The six pound bag of individually frozen strawberries was not individually frozen. It was a solid six pound strawberry rock. I needed some loose berries to make a smoothy, so I tried to pry some loose. No luck. I tapped the bag on the counter. No luck. I slammed the bag down on the counter. No luck. Soon I was beating the bag against the floor, swinging the bag over my head, harder and harder, like a pick-axe.
Who knows how these things happen. Somehow I hit myself in the head with the strawberries. Owwwww! Who knew that in addition to being a tasty snack, strawberries are also a deadly weapon?
Written by Melissa on 12:17 AM
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5 Comments:
I hear frozen veggies (and fruits) make an excellent ice pack. Food, ice pack, deadly weapon; who knew they had so many uses?
*grin*
Oh my... ;-)
Connie, and the best part is that you can destroy the evidence by having a smoothy.
Karen, why is it that you never seem to have the kind of blonde problems that I have. Even Connie recently got hit by an exploding squash in the microwave.
Either Karen doesn't get killer squash type catastrophes... or she's conspiring in a coverup. :)
Dave, I think that it's the latter possibility. :)
HDT, you're blonde too, aren't you. ;)
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