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Misadventurous Melissa

Everyday is an adventure, or misadventure as the case may be. It is the latter that makes for the best stories, inspiring the name of my blog. I'm a nurse and an attorney (and way too silly sometimes). I am retired now. WELCOME to my blog! This is a work of fiction inspired by true events. The patients I refer to are a patchwork quilt of various patient's problems mixed together. If you think you recognize someone, you are wrong. These people do not really exist.

Sunday, August 13, 2006

Do I Look Like An Immoral Slut?

Someone sent me the following Email:

"Melissa,

I saw your blog and I found it to be interesting, specially the apple question. I live in Valencia and I am interested in getting to know someone in this valley from scratch. Meaning getting to know a total stranger and comparing interests and so on...As far as the apple question, I would peel it slowly and softly knowing that insdide is a wonderful and sweet experience waiiting to happen.Please resond if you are interested in continuing this conversation with a total stranger...J-J "

I wasn't sure what to do about this Email. My first instinct was to ignore it, especially since he's semi-illiterate and the letter had sexual overtones, but what if he really was a nice person who has gotten to know me through my blog? It's not like men are breaking down my door, maybe I should take a chance. I even have friends who have agreed to be my escorts if I want to meet someone over the Internet.

Later, going through my daily Statcounter check, I found the following search:

"I am married and looking for a simple sexual partner in Santa Clarita California."

I checked the time of the search and it was done a few minutes before the Email was sent. It has to be the same guy. What a creepy scoundrel. I wonder if his wife knows what he is up to? I wish that I could Email his wife directly. Right now I feel like a need to shower and disinfect my computer. What an icky disgusting jerk.


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7 Comments:

At 8/13/2006 11:40:00 PM, Blogger Michelle said...

Even without knowing this morons history re being married, there would be no way i'd meet him. If a guy can't spell = not educated = dumbass = bye bye!!

 
At 8/14/2006 12:15:00 AM, Blogger Madwag said...

ewwwwwww...that would freak me out

 
At 8/14/2006 12:56:00 AM, Blogger dkgoodman said...

Isn't the phrase "immoral slut" redundant? Just curious. :)

 
At 8/14/2006 07:17:00 AM, Blogger Gary said...

EEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWW! Just EEEEEEEEWWWWWW. It is really sad what horniness can drive a man to sometimes.

 
At 8/14/2006 11:04:00 AM, Blogger Melissa said...

Michelle, I feel the same way, but I'm wondering if perhaps I should lower my standards. A man doesn't have to be well-educated to be a good person.

Madwag, I hear your ewww and second it.

Dave, you're right. Usually I write in triplicate redundancies, as lawyers tend to do, but I've gotten better. This is only a double redundancy.

Gary, testosterone poisoning is a sad thing indeed.

 
At 8/14/2006 11:09:00 PM, Blogger Michelle said...

True Melissa, but would a good person that couldn't spell keep you mentally stimulated?

 
At 8/15/2006 12:29:00 AM, Blogger Melissa said...

No, probably not.

 

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