Do I Look Like An Immoral Slut?
Someone sent me the following Email:
"Melissa,
I saw your blog and I found it to be interesting, specially the apple question. I live in Valencia and I am interested in getting to know someone in this valley from scratch. Meaning getting to know a total stranger and comparing interests and so on...As far as the apple question, I would peel it slowly and softly knowing that insdide is a wonderful and sweet experience waiiting to happen.Please resond if you are interested in continuing this conversation with a total stranger...J-J "
I wasn't sure what to do about this Email. My first instinct was to ignore it, especially since he's semi-illiterate and the letter had sexual overtones, but what if he really was a nice person who has gotten to know me through my blog? It's not like men are breaking down my door, maybe I should take a chance. I even have friends who have agreed to be my escorts if I want to meet someone over the Internet.
Later, going through my daily Statcounter check, I found the following search:
"I am married and looking for a simple sexual partner in Santa Clarita California."
I checked the time of the search and it was done a few minutes before the Email was sent. It has to be the same guy. What a creepy scoundrel. I wonder if his wife knows what he is up to? I wish that I could Email his wife directly. Right now I feel like a need to shower and disinfect my computer. What an icky disgusting jerk.
7 Comments:
Even without knowing this morons history re being married, there would be no way i'd meet him. If a guy can't spell = not educated = dumbass = bye bye!!
ewwwwwww...that would freak me out
Isn't the phrase "immoral slut" redundant? Just curious. :)
EEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWW! Just EEEEEEEEWWWWWW. It is really sad what horniness can drive a man to sometimes.
Michelle, I feel the same way, but I'm wondering if perhaps I should lower my standards. A man doesn't have to be well-educated to be a good person.
Madwag, I hear your ewww and second it.
Dave, you're right. Usually I write in triplicate redundancies, as lawyers tend to do, but I've gotten better. This is only a double redundancy.
Gary, testosterone poisoning is a sad thing indeed.
True Melissa, but would a good person that couldn't spell keep you mentally stimulated?
No, probably not.
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