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Misadventurous Melissa

Everyday is an adventure, or misadventure as the case may be. It is the latter that makes for the best stories, inspiring the name of my blog. I'm a nurse and an attorney (and way too silly sometimes). I am retired now. WELCOME to my blog! This is a work of fiction inspired by true events. The patients I refer to are a patchwork quilt of various patient's problems mixed together. If you think you recognize someone, you are wrong. These people do not really exist.

Friday, February 02, 2007

The Money Bag

It used to be that every nurse I worked with came from a different country, so that the only language we had in common was English. That kept things simple. English was the only language spoken. As nurses have quit and been replaced with Tagalog speaking nurses, the primary language spoken at work has changed to Tagalog.

I haven't been happy with that change; I feel excluded and left out when everyone around me is speaking some language I don't understand. Aside from being rude, it is also unsafe. I have no idea what is going on at work unless someone decides to translate for me.

I mentioned this to one of the bosses once and she just said, "We are the majority here." I never said another word about it, but wasn't happy. Privately, the non-Tagalog nurses grumbled amongst themselves about it, but what could we do?

What has changed is that the patients have begun complaining. No one likes to feel like they're in a third world hospital, surrounded by nurses jabbering away in some strange dialect. The complaints began pouring in and that is what got management's attention.

We now have a money bag. Anyone who speaks any language other than English on the floor, gets fined two dollars. The money goes in the money bag and when there is enough, we will have a party. On the first day of the rule, we collected enough for a pizza. Things are looking up.


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9 Comments:

At 2/02/2007 10:15:00 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

i'm sorry. being a tagalog speaking nurse from a thirld world country, i maybe the minority when i say this, but i will still say it. i am embarassed by this behavior that my fellow filipinos show. this is not how i would like people to remember us.

this is not a matter of who the majority is. this is a matter of respect and consideration to others. this is not all about race, it is all about being a considerate, respectful human being.

your management did the right thing. even this is a filipino thing. our english teachers used to do this in elementary. the whole time in english, we were only allowed to speak in english, and it works all the time because who wants to pay?

 
At 2/02/2007 10:21:00 AM, Blogger dkgoodman said...

So if you curse and say, "Pardon my French!" does that mean more pizza? :)

 
At 2/02/2007 05:55:00 PM, Blogger Melissa said...

May, the majority of Filipinos are very polite and nice. It's just human nature to want to communicate in one's primary language. It's not necessary to apologise for other people who give into this temptation. I hold no grudges.

Dave, as long as you curse in English and apologise in English there will be no fines. We do try, though, to be creative and curse in proper medical terminology instead of slang.

 
At 2/02/2007 08:34:00 PM, Blogger Alan said...

Namaste. Un Aplauso. Das war sehr gut! Au Revoir.

 
At 2/02/2007 09:42:00 PM, Blogger Gary said...

You may need to learn how to say Pepperoni in Tagalog. :)

 
At 2/03/2007 06:52:00 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Alan, lol - as usual.

When working in a foreign country, isn't it customary to learn the language of the country you now live in? And to communicate in that language when others are around? You bet your sweet pizza it is! What they were doing is just rude. It's a pity management wouldn't listen to you, tho.

 
At 2/03/2007 09:07:00 PM, Blogger Melissa said...

Alan, that's a two dollar fine for you. Pay up. :)

Gary, the money bag has disappeared. It doesn't look like there is going to be any pizza.

Connie, middle management is Tagalog speaking, so they were not terribly sympathetic to the problem until their bosses complained. What you say is right, though.

 
At 2/04/2007 09:40:00 AM, Blogger Sarah said...

I completely agree with the sentiment, but is it even legal to charge a fine at work?

 
At 2/05/2007 11:41:00 AM, Blogger Melissa said...

Sarah, at this point it's a moot point because someone stole the money bag.

 

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