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Misadventurous Melissa

Everyday is an adventure, or misadventure as the case may be. It is the latter that makes for the best stories, inspiring the name of my blog. I'm a nurse and an attorney (and way too silly sometimes). I am retired now. WELCOME to my blog! This is a work of fiction inspired by true events. The patients I refer to are a patchwork quilt of various patient's problems mixed together. If you think you recognize someone, you are wrong. These people do not really exist.

Sunday, November 11, 2007

What Yelling?

Yeah, it was pretty bad. The old man kept shrieking, WHY, WHY WHY?!!! I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING! WHYYYYYY?!!! DADDY!

None us liked listening to that, but what could we do? Despite restraints, the patient managed to pull out his urinary catheter and was now lying in a pool of blood. Of course it hurt. He pulled out some of the lining of his penis and his bloody hands were rubbing his bleeding appendage.

His nurse tried inserting another catheter which resulted in more screaming. She couldn't get it in, so it was decided to just put a diaper on him and hope that he can pee. He may need to be seen by a urologist later.

Cleaning him up was not easy. He grabbed at us with his bloody hands as we washed him and changed his sheets. Yes, he was screaming like a banshee, but what could we do? He was given pain medication, but it takes time to work. He was too confused to understand our attempts to reassure him.

While this was going on, a visitor to another unit on the other side of the building walked to our front desk and in an officious manner asked for how long he had been screaming.

The secretary replied, "Who." Of course she knew who, she just didn't like what he was insinuating.

He replied, "You didn't even notice. How long has that man been screaming?"

She glared over her glasses at him and answered ,"Why?"

The visitor left without another word. He probably thinks that we are all barbarians who don't care or even notice if someone is screaming for help. We think he's a jerk for implying that. I hope that we don't hear about this on Monday.


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2 Comments:

At 11/11/2007 07:46:00 AM, Blogger Lisa said...

She should have looked at her watch and said, "For approximately xx minutes/hours now, but due to privacy rules, I cannot tell you why."

I used that reply last week with one of my coworkers who was asking how my hardware repair/installation was going.. "Did you get it to work?" (well, did you?) Me: "Why?" :) ADD in adults is not fun.

 
At 11/11/2007 08:41:00 PM, Blogger Melissa said...

ADD isn't fun unless you're the one doing it to annoy others. Then it's plenty of fun. :)

 

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