Honey-Do List

Lindsay's Christmas present, which I ordered on the Internet, arrived. It's a twin size pink and white little girl's comforter set. It's very pretty. I especially like the pink ruffles and tiny, delicate flowers.

There is just one problem, Lindsay has a king size bed. Okay, there are two problems. I ordered a masculine blue, grey and black comforter set. I'm reasonably sure that like most red-blooded American men, he wouldn't be happy with anything frilly and pink in his bedroom, except for me.

The company will pay to have it shipped back to them, but they want to e-mail me a shipping label. That would be fine if I had a working printer, but I don't. I have an idea, though. Lindsay wants to know what I want for Christmas. What I want is for him to fix my stuff. If he fixes my printer, speakers and sprinkler timers, I will get everything I want for Christmas. I just need to get him started fast, before the shipping label arrives.