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Misadventurous Melissa

Everyday is an adventure, or misadventure as the case may be. It is the latter that makes for the best stories, inspiring the name of my blog. I'm a nurse and an attorney (and way too silly sometimes). I am retired now. WELCOME to my blog! This is a work of fiction inspired by true events. The patients I refer to are a patchwork quilt of various patient's problems mixed together. If you think you recognize someone, you are wrong. These people do not really exist.

Tuesday, July 19, 2005

Disgusting Nurse Joke

Question: How do you tell the difference between an oral and a rectal thermometer?

Answer: By the taste.


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1 Comments:

At 7/19/2005 04:36:00 PM, Blogger Mary said...

Ewwwwww!

Put only partly. My aunt is a nurse and she's told that one before.

Still, ewww.

 

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