ER Chief Complaints

When people come to the ER, a clerk enters the patient's chief complaint into the computer. Lacking a medical background, the clerk's choice of words can be rather amusing. When we're bored, we like to see what it's in the ER and what the clerk decided to call it. These are some of last night's chief complaints. Doing some research, I found what was missing and put it in parentheses.

Swelling on..........(lips)

Feels as if.........(throat is closing)

Unable to ca...........(re for self)

Did not take...........(meds)

Funny feelin...........(gs in throat)