Sex Behind the Curtain
A visitor came running into another patient's room to get the nurse. "Emergency," she exclaimed. The nurse, thinking that a bedpan was needed, grabbed one and ran into the room.
The visitor hissed,"They're having sex, make them stop." Behind the curtain, the roommate's bed could be heard making a bouncing sound. The nurse peeked around the curtain and the visitor was right. They were definitely having sex.
The nurse really didn't want to interrupt them, so she stalled for time to allow them to finish. She took the visitor out of the room to discuss the situation, having assessed that "the man was about to ejaculate," as she later told me. Quickly, the emergency was over.
Later after the boyfriend left, the nurse smiled and playfully said, "No more making babies here." The patient laughed and there were no more emergencies.
Written by Melissa on 7:02 AM
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who was doing the complaining--they were the one with the emergency.
Your hospital is better than an ER episiode.
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Taittums, I guess everyone has there own definition of an emergency. :)
Brandy, I wish that I got paid as well as the nurses on ER. :)
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I feel an illness coming on!
I totally agree with running2ks!
We do try to be accomodating. Patient satisfaction is extremely important. :)
Love you blog! You're quite talented and I look forward to keeping up.
Thank you, Granan10. I appreciate that.
First off wanted to let you know I keep up with your blog even though I seldom post a comment. I see you are having trouble with spam comments. My friend Gayle is also having problems with this. So far, knock on wood, I haven't. Today I noticed on the dash board
that Blogger is letting us know how to keep this problem down. Most of these spam comments are generated by a machine. Go to your settings and click on comments. About half way down is "show word verifications for comments". Click on yes. There is also a little question mark you can click on to show you what this is all about. Basically it takes a human being to type in the letters they see and the machines that generate the spam can't do this. Hopefully this will delete or greatly reduce the spam comments. I have turned mine on and posted that fact on my posting today. I hope this helps. Keep up the great blog! It makes my day :)
Thanks, I appreciate the advice. The spam is starting to drive me crazy.
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Two things:
I saw all the "This post has been removed..." and thought people were posting all sorts of dirty comments related to the post that you removed. But then I saw the spam post...
What the heck was she in for that made her bedridden, but randy enough to need it in a shared room?!?
Gary
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The spam had nothing to do with my subject matter or anything else that was relevant. I don't know why I was suddenly besieged. Has that ever happened to you?
It was an orthopedic injury that did not involve her pelvic area. I suspect that she was just trying to accomodate her boyfriend. With all of the morphine that she was on, she probably really just wanted to sleep.
In regards to the spam/bizzare comments issue. I have noticed a relationship between provocative titles of the posting and the number of deleted comments. Perhaps the spammers are using keywords and hitting you that way. For example "making babies behind the curtain" instead of "sex behind the curtain" may not attract the weirdo's who are using the keyword sex and your blog comes up. It may not be as much fun but it may save you some time deleting the unwanted comments!
If I made my titles less provocative it wouldn't be as much fun. I want to grab people's attention.
Very little of the spam involved sex. I think that I got spammed because I decided to allow anonymous comments. Now that people have to type in letters, it has stopped. But who knows, you may be right as to the cause.
Rofl @ Michelle!
Michelle has to supply her own "friend." We don't provide that service. ;)
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