Panties on the Lawn
Whenever I'm missing things like socks, underwear or pillows, I know exactly where to look. They will be on the lawn. It's one of Murphy's quirks that he takes stuff outside and leaves it.
Once, when he was a puppy, all of my shoes were missing from the closet. I found them on the lawn, all 30 or so pairs. It must have taken him forever to keep going up and down the stairs and taking each shoe, one by one, outside.
The worst thing that he did happened on gardener day. I found a pile of my panties on the patio table. Murphy didn't leave the panties on the table, the gardeners did. They must have found them on the lawn, picked them up and left them on the table for me. I could have died.
Today is just a typical day, there were 5 pillows and one sock on the lawn this morning. Because of this, I'm careful how I decorate. I only buy pillows in dirt colors.
Written by Melissa on 12:30 PM
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Grin. This post brings back memories. Panties was a favorite of Tobi to deposit on the front lawn as well, when he was a puppy. Thank goodness he doesn't anymore :-)
Omg, the front lawn! That's much worse. :)
Wow it never occured to me but when I swim I always take my suit off outside and hang it over the chairs to dry! My gardeners must think there are some real parties going on here!
You take your bathing suit off outside? What do the dogs think?
I am just wondering what the gardeners things of your fancy and wild lifestyle. But I guess it is better than them taking the panties with them, right?
Maybe they did. If I were missing a few pairs, I would never miss them.
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