Everyday is an adventure, or misadventure as the case may be. It is the latter that makes for the best stories, inspiring the name of my blog. I'm a nurse and an attorney (and way too silly sometimes). I am retired now. WELCOME to my blog! This is a work of fiction inspired by true events. The patients I refer to are a patchwork quilt of various patient's problems mixed together. If you think you recognize someone, you are wrong. These people do not really exist.
Overheard conversation between a nurse and her patient:
"Where's your belly button?," asked the nurse.
The patient replied, "I don't have one."
"What happened to it?"
"I don't know. I just don't have one."
(Sorry. I wish that I could have gotten a picture.)
Written by Melissa on 11:21 AM
Me
Melissa blogging from sunny Santa Clarita, Southern California, United States.
See my entire profile.
Friends JUST RECENTLY CREDITS
Design by Design-A-Blog
Blog contents copyright © 2005 Melissa
9 Comments:
Every day, God goes to each of the babies about to be born, pokes his finger in their belly and says, "You're done!"
I guess that patient was born before he was done. ;)
That is too funny! I also got the email telling me there was a comment. Thanks again for the help. :)
LOL, i still want to know if he had one!
He HAD to have one, didn't he?!?
There is no such thing as not having one, is there???
He really didn't have a belly button. Maybe he healed really well as a baby. I don't know.
Maybe he was a clone. Hmmm. Or it was the Matrix.
Or maybe he was some kind of extra-terrestial being who was grown from a pod.
OK, we know the blood and nutrient supply gets to the fetus through the umbilical cord so there had to be one, maybe his was just not in the usual spot, pretty rare though!
I assume that he had an umbilical cord, but it probably healed well.
Post a Comment
<< Home