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Misadventurous Melissa

Everyday is an adventure, or misadventure as the case may be. It is the latter that makes for the best stories, inspiring the name of my blog. I'm a nurse and an attorney (and way too silly sometimes). I am retired now. WELCOME to my blog! This is a work of fiction inspired by true events. The patients I refer to are a patchwork quilt of various patient's problems mixed together. If you think you recognize someone, you are wrong. These people do not really exist.

Sunday, September 04, 2005

Blender Blunder

I nearly through out a perfectly good blender. I was going to make a smoothy and as is my habit, I looked down inside the blender first to make sure there was nothing unwanted in there. As luck would have it, there was something icky inside. It looked like a mouse dropping.

There is absolutely nothing that I could do to make it feel clean again if that happened, so I was prepared to throw it out. Just to make sure what it was, I tipped the blender over the sink to dump out the contents. In mid-air, the object flew off. It was just an insect. Now I don't have to buy a new blender.


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